Harang Provides Stimulus

Another golden opportunity has presented itself to our quest. This afternoon is Aaron Harang Growth Chart Day at the Reds game. The team has handed out 10,000 growth charts with which children and small fish can measure their height/length against the 6'7" pitcher. It is to be assumed that dozens of these charts will be discarded into the Ohio River after the game. As the charts drift toward the river's bed, bottom-feeding catfish will be provided with a stimulus. Since the posters are nearly 7 feet long and resemble a transient human, it can be reasoned that our monster will be prone to attack and eat many of the growth charts. If anyone will be on the river this afternoon or evening, keep your eyes peeled for a rare chance to see the beast in action!