Have You Had an Encounter with a Gigantic Ohio River Catfish around Cincinnati?

Tell us your story! Even if no one else believes you, we will. We are specifically interested in the size of the freakish Cincinnati catfish you've encountered. All approximations of length and weight will be assumed factual. Any catfish over 25 feet in length is highly noteworthy. Other details to consider include color, smell, shape, deformities, smile and ferocity.

We also have reason to believe that these beasts (while sluggish, bottom dwelling, lazy and relatively immobile) are prone to occasionally attack humans in search of valuable nutrients not available in their usual Ohio River din. If you have survived such an attack this website is the forum to tell the world your tale!