Thanks for the heads-up Bedaggered. To be blunt I'd like to run you off this website right now and never hear such a nugget of cautionary shank again. But unfortunately I think I like the cut of your jib...
Would you care to elaborate, though? From the tone of your warning I can tell that you know of what you speak. And from your willingness to contribute to this website I know that there is a river passion burning yet within you, a love of mystery and a belief in the conquest of the will of man over even the most supernatural curiosities within the world around us. Basically, I think we can use you.
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4 comments:
If there were 30 foot catfish in the Ohio, wouldn't we know about it by now? If there is no evidence at the surface because the giant fish remain inactive at the river's floor, couldn't you just dive down to search for them?
Ha! I challenge you, whoever you are, to attempt such a feat. The murky opaqueness of that filthy brown garbage water leaves it completely implausible to see anything at a depth greater than 7 or 8 feet. If you can venture 40 or 50 feet further to the bottoms and even begin to explore the nooks & crannies there-lying, I will perhaps then grant you the skepticism that weighs upon you. We're talking about a Lost World here people, inpenetrable through a nauseating underrealm of trash, pollution, drug refuse and bloodied Steelers jerseys... a most foul opponent indeed.
Ay, the jerseys. All these years later I still wake up some nights in a cold sweat cursing the name Mean Joe Greene. How many deficient Pittsburgh scumbags tossed their shirts into the drink emulating that bloody Coke advert?!
One of the river's many secrets Bedaggered... Curse Pittsburgh & their foul pollutant ways. Say old sport, when are you going to regale us with one of these river stories you hint at?
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