Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Philosophical Question of the Day

If a gypsy falls in the river, does it make a splash?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know a gypsy wouldn't make a splash, however without a splash would the gigantic catfish even be aware of the gypsy bait??

Anonymous said...

The catfish and the gypsy are on the same cosmic wavelength. Any gypsy falling in the river splashlessly would be knowingly sacrificing itself upon the altar of the catfish.

Anonymous said...

What are some other beings on this cosmic wavelength? Am I by chance on it?

Anonymous said...

I don't know ya lady, but if ya are, may the devil have mercy on ya.

Action Bastard said...

Easy, McAllister. Word on the street is that she hates gypsies. I'm sure she's fine. Don't try to scare our readers with your black heart & your sorceror's ways.

Anonymous said...

There's only one thing I hate more than a gypsy and that's a carnie! I am sure many are now inside the great catfish now thanks to the Covington blackout of '08! I can just picture the carnies losing control of their clowncars due to the intense darkness...only to find themselves sinking to the bottom of the Ohio along with their carnival equipment and all...