Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Fear Not the Fishwalker

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/07/16/rojas.fl.raining.fish.baynewsnine

Let’s assume this is merely an isolated incident regarding a non-threatening deviant pigmy in-law of the river blue catfish found further north. As is usually the case, there is no immediate cause for concern due to a perverted Floridian freak show. Do not let your mind’s eye slip to doomsday dread of a gigantic catfish roaming the streets of downtown Cincinnati, leveling skyscrapers, devouring families by the mouthful and leaving a wake of destruction that no SWAT team or military cooperative could ever defend itself against.

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