The Hills are Alive

According to an anonymous iReport:

I live in the hills of Kentucky, and there is a natrual lake in a rural county, well one night, some guy was supposably (sic) drunk and went night-fishing and drowned, well after 3 days, the police went diving into this huge lake, and they found the body bit in half, and they swam later to try to retrieve any body parts, well they swam to this small cave and a catfish the size of a car flew below them with a tail of maybe 6 to 7 feet long, one of the divers died of a heart attack and the other said he never wants to go near water again, he later said he had swam with sharks before, but never will he go around that lake or any other lake again.

Leads one to wonder whether these Kentucky lakes are worth investigating as well... Lake cats could at least provide valuable clues about our target, as they are closely related backwoods kin. Worth checking out this midsummer weekend.