It's Christmas morning in Cincinnati, that magical day of the year when everything else in life takes a back seat and Jimmy Buffett rolls into town. This is not just a special day to us humans, though, for we can only assume that the marine wildlife of the Ohio River also loves the occasion. Catfish are naturally drawn to vibration, be it from bridges, explosions, geological tremors, or steel drums. If ever there were a night for our sought-after gigantic catfish to stroll east of downtown Cincinnati, it would be tonight. If you are on a boat on the mighty Ohio outside Riverbend this evening, be mindful for what may very well lurk beneath. The concert could provide a golden opportunity to witness the beast in person, but only for those with an open eye and cautious err. The vibrations stimulate, illuminate, excite and sometimes spawn a feeding frenzy. Fins to the left... fins to the right... and whiskers casting a shadow from the starlight down upon the unsuspecting maritime partygoers!
Those of us who treasure the sanctity of our experiences will be safe (although not necessarily dry) throughout the parking lots, tailgates and lawn of the amphitheatre.
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